New Sport: Bobbing For Apples During Flu Season

Bob's post on Rabelais' games inspired me to come up with a 21st-century addition to the list: I call it "bobbing for swine flu." It's an adrenaline-filled game of chance in which participants share their saliva and mucus with other autumnal revelers. Prizes include apples or a case of H1N1.

Or if you prefer, just keep looking for Rabelais' farthing...